No Mans Land
A bleak blanket of desolation has entrenched our Isles, feared by the many residents of the other upper nothern hemishere as snow blindness it has now driven our fellow men into unrivalled dementia. No longer does this routine weather front bring about recollections of children sledding, snowball fights and the obligitary day off school; it now signals a deranged new ideology upheld by a united media front. Yes my fellow citizens we must now fear the dreaded snow blitz and listen to a thrawting siren urging us to throw in the towel. Britain is a nation left in despair by 3 inches of frozen water, a once functional supermarket car park now coined No Mans Land by its customers fearful to brave the dreaded black ice. Umong the fairer minded people of Middlesex motorists have signalled the begginings of this madness by willingly driving there cars into walls; other cars and in some cases people. I call on our citzens to repuduate this idea embrace the snow and by all means possible resist the temptation to listen to the idiot box for information.
For more information on these ideoligies please consult this factual video made by several American benifactors who wish to remain annomynous.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dooKpdIwwR4
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